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clear666:

failmacaw:

But daddy I love him.

so much is happening

clear666:

failmacaw:

But daddy I love him.

so much is happening

caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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slafennog:

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

(Source: ameliaponderous)

As an ultimate fuck you to rule-keeping scripture zealots everywhere, Jesus hung out with whores. Embracing whores was a double rebuke to the Jewish scripture-thumpers because it put Jesus on the side of the pagan, prostitute-condoning Roman occupiers and made him a traitor in the culture wars of the day. Yet, the anointing of Jesus by a prostitute is one of the few events reported in all four gospels. As Jesus blessed and defended her, Matthew’s gospel says the disciples “were indignant” while Luke describes the woman who did the anointing as “a woman in that town who lived a sinful life,” which is a coded phrase for a filthy hooker who is certainly not one of us. Jesus’ embrace of a woman from an enemy tribe in a culture where tribal belonging was paramount distressed both his followers and enemies. His attitude to the “other” was as incomprehensible as if he’d blurted “E=mc2 is the equation of mass–energy equivalence.

- Jesus Was Not a “Bible Believer” let Alone an Evangelical (via questionall)

prinseisa:

Dramatical Murder
Dramatical Murder Re:Connect
Dramatical Murder Re:Code
Dramatical Murder: Chain of Memories
Dramatical Murder 358/2
Dramatical Murder: Birth By Sleep
Dramatical Murder 3D: Dream Drop Distance

t1mco:

I’m sure people have been dying to know where I’ve been with all of this Bro/Alpha Bro nonsense well rest be assured we are now resuming our previously-scheduled purveying of underage characters.
Shading is shit sketching is shit ITS ALL SHIT AUGHHHHhhhh
Self indulgence. Bubububu i rike it

t1mco:

I’m sure people have been dying to know where I’ve been with all of this Bro/Alpha Bro nonsense well rest be assured we are now resuming our previously-scheduled purveying of underage characters.

Shading is shit sketching is shit ITS ALL SHIT AUGHHHHhhhh

Self indulgence. Bubububu i rike it

alwaysbealonewolf:

Omg laughed so hard

(Source: apostateofmind)

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

jami-c:

Disney’s Meet the Robinsons in a nutshell

jami-c:

Disney’s Meet the Robinsons in a nutshell

homuratrash:

jade got right the fuck to business like, step 1, look cute, step 2, look like u can kill a motherfucker jade harley doesnt fuck around

baebees:

We’re in the village with the longest name in europe

baebees:

We’re in the village with the longest name in europe

open sims roleplay

cooldudebro:

cooldudebro:

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'Oh feebee lay…'

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nelnia:

「FROST*BITE」/「Prime」のイラスト [pixiv]

nelnia:

「FROST*BITE」/「Prime」のイラスト [pixiv]

skintimate:

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skintimate:

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